Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Wherefore Art Thou?

It's scary. It's like a train wreck. An abomination.

It's a cover of the classic "Baby Got Back".

Imagine Hanson doing a version of the hip-hop hit, but in their bubble-gum-pop sickly sweet ballad style. Now you're getting close.

Listen to it. Remember it. It's a cautionary tale, one you should teach your children about, so it doesn't happen again.

Click here to listen, if you dare...

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2 comments:

Lisa said...

AAAAAIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEE..... oh the horror!

Make the lambs stop screaming....

Anonymous said...

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know that if is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you -- I mean I'm no, I can't -- I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas -- I mean --"