The Punishment Does Not Fit The Crime... WTF

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Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.

So let's get this straight - they want you to stop getting carnal with your farm animals, so the punishment is the equivalent of a traffic ticket?!?!

Didn't realize this was so rampant in Florida. I've got an idea - make it legal to fornicate with a croc. You know someone will try it - and I'll have more material...

Today's Happy Thought - "The Final Countdown" on the Kazookeylele

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Because every Friday should have a little Kazookeylele...

Let's All Go To The Snack Stand

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This is what happens when you let your snacks hang out in the Bronx...

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

Ever come across a piece of bubblewrap and can't seem to control the urge to pop a few of those little blisters? Oh, sure, like it's just me...

In any case, the next time you're dying for a little stress relief by popping bubbles, check out the link below. Just pop the bubbles by clicking on them. And when you need more, just click for a new sheet. Pop away!

Virtual Bubblewrap

I'll Take Mine With Two Eyes Please...

Mr. Picassohead

A cool way to play Picasso a la Mr. Potatohead. Choose from Picasso-esque eyes, lips, hair, etc., to create your own masterpiece. When you're done, send it to a friend. Just be sure not to tell them it's a portrait.

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I Like The Way This Guy Thinks

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

The twisted side of my sense of humor found most of the items on this list pretty darned funny. In particular number 32:

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Given some of the people I work with, this isn't that hard to pull off.

I think this list could definitely be expanded. For example:

• Start every conversation with "Can I ask you a question" and before you hear a response, ask it.
• Pretend the person in front of you has a piece amount of lint on their shoulder and insist on removing it for them.
• Take a cup of water into a bathroom stall, and wait for someone to enter the one next to you. When they do, make a large groaning sound, a grunt, then toss the water on the floor at their stall.

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