Some Lite Night/Early Morning Tomfoolery

For your enjoyment: Bohemian Rhapsody, on the Kazookeylele...

The Punishment Does Not Fit The Crime... WTF

via msnbc.msn.com

Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.

So let's get this straight - they want you to stop getting carnal with your farm animals, so the punishment is the equivalent of a traffic ticket?!?!

Didn't realize this was so rampant in Florida. I've got an idea - make it legal to fornicate with a croc. You know someone will try it - and I'll have more material...

Bad Ass - Episode 2

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No rope, no safety net.

Pure. Guts.

This video is the embodiment of "bad ass". The kid looks like a typical teenage geek. That is, until he starts scaling sheer rock walls with no safety gear, scaling cliffs and spires with nothing between him and the ground but a few hundred feet of air.

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How Many Of These Can You Name

This is a great compilation video from dozens of movies that featured dancing, all cut together to the title song from "Footloose". As I watched, I got a kick out of trying to name all of the movies included. Proud to say, I got most of them. How many can you name?

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The incredible floating fire ant - The Washington Post

So bound, an ant raft can survive for months.

Engineers studying animal oddities now report that together, the ants aren’t just stronger. They’re floatier. Airtight, even.

“Water does not penetrate the raft,” said Nathan Mlot, a mechanical engineer at the Georgia Institute of Technology and lead author of the ant-raft report published in Monday’s Proceedings of the National Academies. Even the bottom layer of ants stays dry, he said.

Engineers, Mlot went on to explain, think the rafting behavior might aid the quest for new waterproof materials and offer lessons for robotics research.

via washingtonpost.com

Check the link above for the full story. The gist of it is that fire ants (nasty little buggers) have learned to survive harsh conditions by working together. In this case, they actually create a floating raft by holding onto each other. In this way, they can ride out storms and floods that would clear out other animals.

Today's Happy Thought - "The Final Countdown" on the Kazookeylele

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Because every Friday should have a little Kazookeylele...