Random Musings - And Other Cliches

Turning on a dime... [VIDEO]

2011-05-29T03:15:00.001-07:00

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For my sailing friends...

This is why you don't work with animals or kids... [VIDEO]

2011-05-29T03:09:00.001-07:00

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This is NOT how this guy planned the video to go.

Freestyle canoeing: The most unusual sport ever? [VIDEO]

2011-05-29T03:06:00.001-07:00

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Well, can't say I ever saw THIS before... but the guy's got some amazing control...

Some Lite Night/Early Morning Tomfoolery

2011-05-14T02:46:00.000-07:00

For your enjoyment: Bohemian Rhapsody, on the Kazookeylele...

The Punishment Does Not Fit The Crime... WTF

2011-05-07T00:09:00.001-07:00

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Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

Students caught showing their underwear or butt crack could face suspensions and other punishments.

So let's get this straight - they want you to stop getting carnal with your farm animals, so the punishment is the equivalent of a traffic ticket?!?!

Didn't realize this was so rampant in Florida. I've got an idea - make it legal to fornicate with a croc. You know someone will try it - and I'll have more material...

Bad Ass - Episode 2

2011-05-01T23:10:00.001-07:00

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No rope, no safety net.

Pure. Guts.

2011-04-28T22:49:00.001-07:00

This video is the embodiment of "bad ass". The kid looks like a typical teenage geek. That is, until he starts scaling sheer rock walls with no safety gear, scaling cliffs and spires with nothing between him and the ground but a few hundred feet of air.

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How Many Of These Can You Name

2011-04-28T22:45:00.001-07:00

This is a great compilation video from dozens of movies that featured dancing, all cut together to the title song from "Footloose". As I watched, I got a kick out of trying to name all of the movies included. Proud to say, I got most of them. How many can you name?

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The incredible floating fire ant - The Washington Post

2011-04-28T11:02:00.001-07:00

So bound, an ant raft can survive for months.

Engineers studying animal oddities now report that together, the ants aren’t just stronger. They’re floatier. Airtight, even.

“Water does not penetrate the raft,” said Nathan Mlot, a mechanical engineer at the Georgia Institute of Technology and lead author of the ant-raft report published in Monday’s Proceedings of the National Academies. Even the bottom layer of ants stays dry, he said.

Engineers, Mlot went on to explain, think the rafting behavior might aid the quest for new waterproof materials and offer lessons for robotics research.

via washingtonpost.com

Check the link above for the full story. The gist of it is that fire ants (nasty little buggers) have learned to survive harsh conditions by working together. In this case, they actually create a floating raft by holding onto each other. In this way, they can ride out storms and floods that would clear out other animals.

Today's Happy Thought - "The Final Countdown" on the Kazookeylele

2011-04-22T13:57:00.001-07:00

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Because every Friday should have a little Kazookeylele...

Awesome. Peaceful. Beautiful

2011-04-20T23:11:00.001-07:00

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This makes me want to jump out of a plane. Really.

Let's All Go To The Snack Stand

2011-04-20T23:07:00.001-07:00

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This is what happens when you let your snacks hang out in the Bronx...

Pac-Man On The Grand Scale

2011-04-20T15:40:00.001-07:00

Some of the user-created levels mimic the style of Pac-Man's original mazes. But many others add a new dash of creativity.

A glance at the game's main page shows mazes whose walls form images of robots, mushrooms, a yin-yang symbol and what appear to be several self-portraits.

Other mazes celebrate video-game classics like Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario Brothers and Space Invaders.

Of course, this being the internet, not all images are as creative, or in good taste.

The company says its constantly scanning new mazes for inappropriate images, including an anatomical favorite of juvenile minds everywhere.

"We're happy that the 'penis to non-penis levels' ratio is well below 1:100 (the standard for user generated campaigns) ...," the company wrote on its blog. "We've been watching the moderation closely, so every penis has a short life."

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Really? Penis-shaped Pac-Man mazes?

I guess the part that really surprised me is that there is a penis to non-penis standard...

20 Beautiful San Francisco Pictures from a Photographers Eye

2011-04-15T00:58:00.001-07:00

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This is a great collection of images of San Francisco. It's one of my favorite cities, and seeing these pictures makes me want to make a trip back.

Yes, but is it filled with Jawas?

2011-04-15T00:48:00.001-07:00

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This is a conceptual image of the new Lucasfilm Animation building in Singapore. Look familiar? It's designed to look like a sandcrawler from the Star Wars series.

Now, if they start selling droids in the lobby...

Jim Henson - The Early Years

2011-04-15T00:24:00.001-07:00

Here's an early version of muppets created by Jim Henson to sell coffee in the Washington DC market. Don't be surprised if you recognize a voice or two...

But there is a bit of creepiness in some of it. Enjoy!

Men Are Dogs? Maybe...

2009-10-28T22:36:00.000-07:00

You probably grew up with one of these, either in your immediately family, or at least on your street. The guy who had a man-cave space, usually in his garage. It was the place where the guys kicked back, the kids wanted to hang out, where Dad headed to when he just wanted to relax and listen to the ball game on the radio.

This morning, I was listening to the morning drive radio, and they started talking about these testosterone laden spaces, and one of the personalities mentioned that in a way, men really are dogs.

Well, more like wolves, anyway.

Why is it we like these little hideaways, these protected spaces of manhood? Maybe it's because we innately have a den animal lurking within us. We don't need a lot of space, just enough for a comfortable chair, a fridge and entertainment. When it's cold, give us a little space heater. Maybe a toaster oven or microwave for snacks. And we'll be happy!

We revel in our cozy surroundings, with the faint scent of motor oil and burnt electrical connections. All it usually needs is a "No girlz alloud" sign. From the Humane Society website:

Dogs are den animals. They need their own sanctuary that is just large enough for them to fit inside and feel secure. They need a "home away from home" where they can go when they are stressed. If you don't provide your dog a "den" of its own, it may make do with whatever is around -- a chair, the narrow place behind the couch, or the wedge of space between the bed and the wall.

A crate is an indoor doghouse that is used for brief periods of time. Its primary function is to serve as a bed or den. It can also be an ideal tool to housetrain your pet or to keep canines that suffer from separation anxiety from destroying the house while you run a few errands. However, the dog is not supposed to live in the crate. Endless hours in the crate can lead to severe social and isolation problems for your dog -- and it will no longer see the crate as a special retreat.

When you are home, your dog needs to be out with you. In fact, the crate should be kept in the room where the family spends most of its time. That way, your dog can seek refuge from the hubbub of household activity, yet still feel like a part of the family.

Once your dog realizes that the crate is a sanctuary and that no one can bother it while it is in its "den," your dog will begin to seek out the crate on its own. For more information on crate training, call your local animal shelter.

Now, every time you read "dog" in that little piece, think "man". There are some differences. The man-cave should not be in the same room as the rest of the family. Very counter productive. Otherwise, it's pretty darn close.

And while it's always the start of a joke to say that women travel to the bathroom in packs, I think we males are the true pack animals. If one of the guys has a good man-cave, we will all partake of its luxuries, enjoying our buddy's Fortress of Solitude. From the Wikipedia entry for "Dog":

Domestic dogs inherited a complex social hierarchy and behaviors from their wolf ancestors. Dogs are pack animals with a complex set of behaviors related to determining each dog's position in the social hierarchy, and they exhibit various postures and other means of nonverbal communication that reveal their states of mind.^[2] These sophisticated forms of social cognition and communication may account for their trainability, playfulness, and ability to fit into human households and social situations, and these attributes have earned dogs a unique relationship with humans despite being potentially dangerous apex predators.

Again, you can pretty much substitute "man" here as well. Don't think there's a hierarchy? Most guy groups especially when assembled in the man-cave, include the jock (in charge of the sports programming); the mechanic (the guy with ALL the tools), the socially awkward dork (who also fixes all the other guys' computers) and the total screw-up who is still part of the group because he's a bro. Each has their usefulness - if only as a bad example. And they all fit into that complex social hierarchy.

As for nonverbal communication - the ladies could take lessons here. The subtle head nod to acknowledge another guy's presence. The fist bump to greet another of similar stature. The swagger of confidence - which often accompanies the loser in the group. All non-verbal cues.

We even have simplified communication, especially in the man-cave. One word is sufficient for a vast majority of communications between we human canines. "Dude". Example: Buddy opens fridge to get a beer. You say "Dude!". He looks. You give him the quick upward head tilt to signify "My good friend, I have a thirst which needs to be quenched. Please, be so kind as to obtain one of the frosty cold beverages which you have thoughtfully stocked, and pass it my way." Without a word, your buddy grabs a brew, and you sir, are doing fine. Recap: Dude. Head tilt. Receive beer. We are masters of the simple communication.

Yes, we men are easily compared to our four-legged friends. We are proud and stand together as brothers. Defend and protect, like the the noble and powerful wolf. Why the wolf? Because I ain't no damn chihuahua.

Sleepnessness and the Muse

2009-07-05T22:45:00.000-07:00

So here it is - Saturday night at nearly 3am and I'm wide awake. Not really unusual, just really annoying. The sleepnessness, similar to insomnia, has worked its way in.

At 8 or 9 this evening, I was ready to keel over from exhaustion. I got very little sleep last night, and it looks like there's another night of that coming tonight. Why? Because about 10pm I started getting my second wind. My brain turned on, and when that happens, I'm toast. It's like I don't need soleep.

I had started doing some research online, and M sent me a text message commenting that she wished I did as much homework on everything as I did on this particular topic. It struck a chord. The topic was interesting, but I did have more energy. Got me to thinking - most of my writing and creative work is done in the wee hours. I just seem to hit my muse about midnight. And once I get going, I just seem to keep going.

Why is it my creative juices don't start flowing until after midnight? There's probably some new-agey stuff out there about it being related to the time I was born or the cycles of the moon, but I don't buy it. There's gotta be something else.

I've always been this way. When I did a lot of theater, I could pull all-nighters hanging lights or painting sets without hesitation. In my theme park employment days, Happy Hour started at midnight. I can remember being up to watch the Tonight show when I was 10 or 11 on a regular basis.

But now, I have a "real" job, with 8a-4p hours, weekends off. For most folks, that's heaven. For me, the hours are killing me. By mid-afternoon, I want a nap in a bad way. Even now, at just after 3am, I've got three or four blog posts running around in my head, I've been installing software on my laptop and mobile phone, and I feel like I want to snack in a big bad way. Meanwhile, I'm supposed to get up at about 6-6:30 so C and I can go hiking. Yeesh.

A lot of research has been done on circadian rhythms. Of course, when you see these symptoms, it gets a little worrisome:

- Difficulty initiating sleep
- Difficulty maintaining sleep
- Nonrestorative sleep
- Daytime sleepiness
- Poor concentration
- Impaired performance, including a decrease in cognitive skills
- Poor psychomotor coordination
- Headaches
- Gastrointestinal distress

Of these, I can tick off at least 6, maybe 7 as symptoms for me. Great.

And if course, as I write this, I'm starting to quickly fade. My eyes are tired, which helps. But by this point, I only have about three hours to sleep.

I know I'm not the only person who has these issues. My writing/blogging is an important creative outlet for me, and keeps the creative side of me happy. So how do I balance my late night muse with my early morning responsibilities?

Do you run into this problem? Is it just insomnia 0 or something more? How do you cope with it? Do you have a favorite way to get your body and mind to synchronize? What do you do? Enter it in the comments below.

Some People Have Odd Weddings...

2009-06-17T21:29:00.001-07:00

Every bride wants their special day to be unique, and that's great. Sometimes, however, unique goes a bit beyond that point to "HUH?"

DJMick has a collection of 100 pictures of brides in either strange attire, or pictures that are just plain wrong. For example, there's the picture of the bride with an out-of-focus groom zipping his fly in the background. Or the shot of the bridal party taking a ride in the bucket of a skip-loader. Or these two at left.

Bizarre Brides And Weird Weddings (100 Pics)

Just In Case You're Having A Bad Day...

2009-06-17T20:59:00.001-07:00

Came across this site via Mashable, and realized some people have worse days than I do. Lots worse.

Badhap : House of Hell

Until I discovered to my abject horror that the landlord had a spare key to the house and would routinely let himself in whenever he wanted...and sleep on the living room sofa! No notice was ever given - it was totally random. Sometimes he'd be there on the sofa when I got up, other times he wasn't. I found this a bit strange and enquired if it was a regular thing and one of my housemates (who we'll meet later) said he'd been doing it for as long as she'd lived there.

Badhap is a site where you can share your lousy days, your ugly roommate stories, and general miserable experiences. Just 'cause you're not laughing doesn't mean the rest of us can't!

Categories on this site include:

I've never been so embarassed
I had the worst day at work
Housemates from hell
I can't believe how drunk I was

...among others. You can even rate the "badhaps" from "not so bad" to "glad I'm not you". You'll find all kinds of stories here, like the guy who was so drunk he did a cannonball - into an empty pool.

So - if you're having a bad day, just check badhap. You're bound to find someone who had a worse one!

Little Spacecraft Falling Down, Go Boom

2009-06-10T00:26:00.001-07:00

Kaguya Will Impact the Moon on June 10 | Universe Today

Kaguya Will Impact the Moon on June 10

The Japanese lunar orbiter Kaguya will end its two-year mission with a controlled impact on the Moon’s surface on June 10th at 18:30 Universal Time. The impact location is near the southeast limb at 80ºE, 63ºS. If you live in Asia and Australia, you may have the opportunity to observe the impact event, and the Japanese Space Agency –JAXA – wants to hear from you if you plan on watching for the impact. The event may be visible with a bright flash or plume.

Those of us in the in the northern hemisphere won't get to see this event, but it will likely be tracked and filmed by multiple agencies.

It's not often there's an opportunity to witness such an event, but I do kind of feel like this is our way of dumping trash on the moon. Isn't dumping it down here bad enough?

As we continue to explore the realms of space, moving away from our own planet, we should be making sure we don't abuse the resources of other terrestrial bodies. Yeah, that's a bit melodramatic, but we've done such a great job of fouling things up down here that we really shouldn't be exporting it.

How Long Has THAT Been In There?

2009-03-24T21:36:00.001-07:00

StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save Money, Eat Better, Help The Environment

George Carlin had an old bit about stuff in the fridge. Could be meat...could be cake. Maybe it's meat cake.

And how many times have you heard the old "smell it and see if it's still good" line - which invariably leads to a strong whiff of something that's bound to test your gag reflex.

Well fret no more, good reader! Now you can get a good idea whether it's even worth peeling back the aluminum foil at StillTasty.com. Just type the "food" in question into the search box, and you'll get info as to how long it will last in the fridge, the freezer, and some tips on making if last.

For example, I entered "pizza" and was given the choice between frozen pizza and take-out. I chose take-out, as there's a foil package with week old (give or take a few days) pepperoni in the fridge. StillTasty says it's only good for a day or two in the fridge (should have put it in the freezer - 1-2 months there!). In addition, they recommend that it should be refrigerated within 2 hours of purchase. So much for that pizza box that was left on the coffee table all night.

So, check your fridge, then check StillTasty.com. You may end up with a lot more room in there...

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My Kid Would Never Get To Play With This

2009-03-22T21:16:00.001-07:00

EyeClops Toys Change the Way Children See the World

These are some serious cool toys. And as the original poster says, they're even better when the kids are leaning and don't know it.

The toy line features video microscopes, including a version with its own LCD screen. They are also devices to capture and examine bugs, and even a set of night vision goggles that are kid priced.

Kids will love playing with this gear. It looks fun, and they'll never know that there's an actual educational element to it.

Then again, they may have a hard time wrenching them away from the grownups...

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When The Sign Says "Don't Feed The Bears"...

2009-02-15T19:11:00.001-08:00

Skittles and Booze....Mmmmmmm

2009-02-15T17:56:00.001-08:00

And I thought Apple Schnapps could be evil...

Skittles Vodka Tutorial | Mix That Drink

Skittles Vodka Tutorial

Infusing vodka with Skittles is a very popular trend right now. There are a couple of different ways to do it. My way involves separating all the Skittles into their separate flavors and making five different bottles of Skittles vodka.

This could be either really good, or really evil.

But I can see a whole host of mixed drinks made with this stuff. For example, instead of an "Appletini", how about a "Vodka Skittletini"?

I have a hunch that one big drawback of these liquors is that you shouldn't serve them to people who can't properly hold a drink. These bad boys will likely stain just about anything that it touches. Ever had a Skittle "melt" a bit in your hand? Now make that into a tasty liquid.

Nevertheless, this could make for a great party drink - just be sure to have plenty on hand!

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Shark Fin... Drink?

2009-01-30T22:09:00.001-08:00

Play.com (UK) : Shark Fin Ice Tray : Gadgets - Free Delivery

These should be in every fridge!

Forget boring old round or cubed ice cubes. And crushed ice? Who needs it? Just freeze up some of these fins and serve in your favorite beverages. The shape is designed to float with the fin up, making for a great conversation starter.

Now I Want One...

2009-01-18T13:48:00.000-08:00

We've all seen the endless commercials about the new Capital One cards where you can choose the image. This guy finally found a fun way to make use of it (from The Smoking Gun):

Unfortunately, he was forced to send it back. But man, I bet he would have gotten a laugh out of every merchant that saw it...

Cool Halloween Stuff No. 8

2008-10-18T14:56:00.001-07:00

Dental Distortions

We have already mentioned "Vampire Teeth" from the folks who brought you "Billy Bob" teeth. But if you're looking from some of the scariest, nastiest looking teeth for your Halloween costume, this is a great place to look.

Dental Distortions has a complete line of teeth for vampires, zombies, goblins, ghouls, orcs, and yes, even razorbacks. Like the teeth we've mentioned before, these fit over your own teeth, and employ a special thermoplastic for a perfect fit. You use warm water to soften the plastic, then the plastic molds around your teeth for a great fit.

Prices run in the $20 to $30 range for a set, and come complete with everything you need for a good fit.

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 7

2008-10-12T16:11:00.001-07:00

Creative Innovations USA
It ain't a party unless someone gets carried out in a body bag...

Sometimes, you just need the right finishing touch for your party decorations. Now, you can go all CSI on your friends with these "body bags" from Creative Innovations USA.

Great for Halloween, Practical Jokes, Pranks, April Fools and Murder Mystery Parties. Our Body Bags measure 6 1/2 feet long x 2 1/2 feet wide, made with heavy tear resistant nylon and a full length double zipper to allow access from either end. These can be stuffed with newspaper to appear occupied. A fake hand or foot sticking out always adds a good touch.

Perfect to use with our Hollywood Effects Crime Scene Kit and Toe Tags!

So, if you're looking for that special touch for your Halloween party, and your friends always seem to end up "in the bag", give 'em one to get started!

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 6

2008-10-12T15:01:00.001-07:00

Collector's Armoury, Ltd.

If you're looking for some cool gear for the finishing touch to your gladiator, pirate, or musketeer costume, you've got to check out Collector's Armoury.

These guys have a complete line of swords, guns, hats and assorted other gear to make your costume complete. And they're not outrageously expensive. The pirate's cutlass at left, including the scabbard, is just $99. Add a flintlock pistol for another $60.

They feature all kinds of replica weaponry as well as medieval shields and armor, colonial cannons, wild west guns and badges, even samurai swords.

If you want an authentic look for your regalia, check these folks out!

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 5

2008-10-12T13:36:00.002-07:00

ClearNeon

So, what does paint have to do with Halloween? Nothing, unless it's very cool paint!

ClearNeon makes a line of paints that are invisible under normal light, but very bright under UV light. So how does this play into Halloween?

You can create scary artwork that can't be seen during the day. Paint it on signs, trees, whatever. Then, as night starts to fall, turn on a blacklight, and as the sun goes down, your artwork appears. Or, if you use an incandescent blacklight bulb, you can use a dimmer to make the art appear and disappear at your command.

There are dozens of ways you can make use of this stuff. But it ain't your garden variety paint. Spray cans runs $24, as do 4 oz. bottles of the brush-on paint. If you like airbrushing, you can thin the brush-on paint with water.

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 4

2008-10-05T05:01:00.001-07:00

FX FACES FOAM LATEX PROSTHETICS

Now these are some great Halloween looks!

LOVE ZOMBIES?

Our newest concept in prosthetics! This layered prosthetic has 16 mini magnets that are embedded within the foam latex and reinforced with Powernet material. The magnets hold the outer foam appliance in place over the lower appliance. You can rip off your face revealing the nasty muscle layer beneath! Then replace the outer face to do it again!

The FX FACES RIP OFF ZOMBIE includes:
* Two unpainted soft foam latex prosthetics
* One plastic vacuform face for pre-painting
and storage
* One instructional booklet

Boneyard FX is a manufacturer of Hollywood grade prosthetics. These aren't "masks", you don't strap these on over your face. No, these come as raw latex, and require some work from you to get the ready. But because of that, no two will be quite the same. You choose the colors to paint them, so you can give the skin a deathly grey look, or a sickly green.

They have plenty of tips on how to apply the prosthetics, how to paint them, and a full line of supplies to prepare the prosthetics and apply them. Best of all, they aren't horrendously expensive. The one shown here is one of the more elaborate and expensive pieces, and it only runs about $100. Most of the pieces run in the $50 range.

So if you're looking for a truly scary look this Halloween - check out the folks at Boneyard FX

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 3

2008-10-04T20:57:00.001-07:00

Vampire Teeth
From the folks who brought you Billy Bob Teeth, these vampire teeth Are designed to sit right over your existing teeth.

Billy Bob Teeth are super realistic teeth made with the same acrylics used in making dentures.

Designed by a dentist.

One size fits all adults. HOW? Our teeth are held in place with putty you install yourself for a custom fit. This allows you to talk and fool anyone.

Not only do they have teeth, but styling headpieces as well. Check out the selections of mullets! Business in front, party in the back!

While you can find a lot of this stuff in stores, you can also order direct, so you can choose just the freaky teeth you need!

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Cool Halloween Stuff No. 2

2008-10-04T20:00:00.001-07:00

Coffin Couches

This is as Halloween as it gets...

We at Coffincouches.com have the mindset of thinking "Green" and we know it is different but we strongly believe in recycling. Our niche happens to be 18 gauge steel coffins which we collected from local funeral homes primarily in Southern California. It is a health and safety law that funeral homes cannot resell used coffins to the general public. We approached funeral directors with the attitude of recycling. These coffins are not used for burial due to slight cosmetic inconsistencies. They are reconfigured and modified resulting in a finished product - a unique one a kind coffin couch. If you notice (although it may be too small) the six cast iron heavy duty legs are embossed with the universal biohazard insignia. The reason we utilize this sign is because safety is our utmost concern. If you are not aware, once a human body is placed in a coffin it is considered biohazard tissue. The legs have the embossed insignia for precautionary reasons in the event body fluids are exchanged on these coffins. Perhaps you would feel safe knowing that you are in designated biohazard scene!

These things aren't cheap. At about $3,500 a pop, you need some serious cash to grab one of these. But if you're looking for a real Halloween look, it's hard to knock furniture made from coffins...

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Cool Halloween Stuff #1

2008-10-04T19:37:00.001-07:00

In a former life, I used to source new products for an online and mail order cataloger. One of the more fun parts of the year was in the early spring, when the new Halloween stuff would come out.

I decided that this year, I would post some of the stuff I found, and let folks see some of the great Halloween stuff that is available.

The first place to look is Alchemy Gothic, a manufacturer and wholesaler of pewter, alternative fashion jewelry, pewter giftware and genre-defining designer lifestyle products".

If you're into some interesting Halloween wear, you might want to check out their website. You'll find stuff like bat earrings, pewter goblets, and rings like the one here, which has a secret compartment. It doesn't appear they sell direct to the public, but they do have a search function so you can find a reseller near you.

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One Day More...

2008-09-21T00:03:00.000-07:00

For those with a theatrical bent...

Les Mis as you might not have imagined...

I just wish they would have done the marching in place...

The Next Paul Potts?

2008-06-17T23:04:00.001-07:00

America's Got Talent has started its new season, and it sure looks like they've found the next incredible voice. Neil Boyd is an insurance salesman with a love for his mom, and a voice that not only hits the notes, but delivers a passion that cuts through to your heart.

I have a real soft spot for Nessun Dorma from Turandot when it is sung well. The final three lines - "Vincero, Vincero, Vincero" - are a declaration that the Prince will be victorious and win Turandot's heart. And at the same time, when done well, the singer captures our hearts. The emotion that comes through can bring tears.

Enjoy!

A Blast From The Past

2008-05-22T22:06:00.000-07:00

This ad from the 80s cracked me up. It features John Cleese doing an ad for Compaq and making a rather odd product comparison. This particular model was called a "portable" - which most folks later called a "luggable". At 22 lbs., this was not what you'd call a laptop!

Of note is the "massive" 4 MB of storage. I think my ballpoint pens have more memory.

Also classic - the "miles away" line. Cleese made a number of training and advertising films in the 80s, and this is a classic example.

Too Thin Lands You In The Sin Bin...

2008-04-15T23:33:00.001-07:00

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A new law being proposed in France is being aimed at curbing the promotion of anorexia as a lifestyle choice.

Fines of up to €30,000 (£24,000) and a two-year prison sentence will be imposed on offenders who “provoke a person to seek excessive thinness by encouraging prolonged restriction of nourishment” to the point of risking death or damage to health. The prison term is raised to three years with a €45,000 fine if the person dies.

I had been trying to think of a way to say something humorous here, but there really isn't anything funny about this topic. The "waif" thing has gotten completely out of hand, and can be easily described as terrifying. What absolutely confounds me is that since the first high-profile case of anorexia - Karen Carpenter - we have not been able to stem the tide of young women being drawn to this highly self-destructive condition. No, it seems that since Carpenter's death 25 years ago, the rush of young women trying to starve themselves to achieve the ultimate ghostly look has only accelerated. Today, it is estimated that 1 in 200 women suffer from anorexia. 95% of those who suffer from the disorder is between the ages of 13 and 25 years of age. 80% of girls 13 years of age have tried to lose weight.

If you're the parent of a young girl as I am, these numbers should scare the Dickens out of you. In fact, the mortality rate associated with anorexia nervosa is 12 times higher than the cause of death of all causes of death of 15-24-year-old. The really sad thing is that the profile of the typical anorexic is someone you'd never think would have a problem. A middle-class or upper-class teenager around 15 years old, intelligent, perfectionistic, and a very high achiever, she's usually thin but obsessed with her weight anyway. Look for compulsive exercising and a preoccupation with calorie counting and diets, even though she turns down food. To hide her condition, she might lie, hiding uneaten food or Saying she's already eaten. And of course, there will be a denial that anything is wrong.

Think you might know someone who needs help? Here are some signs to watch out for:

Marked weight loss

Amenorrhea , or the loss of menstrual periods

Fear of getting fat, even when underweight

Denial of hunger, accompanied by an obsession with counting calories or studying cookbooks

Excessive exercise

Frequent weighing

Distorted body image

Hyperactivity

Constipation

Dry, sallow (yellowish) skin

Cold hands and feet

Fatigue or chronic insomnia

Loss of sexual desire

Thinning hair

The growth of fine body hair, especially on the arms and legs

Fainting spells

There's lots of information out there. If you want to educate yourself more on this serious health threat, check out the links below -

National Association of Anorexia Nervosa and Associated Disorders (ANAD)

National Eating Disorders Association (NEDA)

Anorexia Nervosa and Related Eating Disorders, Inc. (ANRED)

As for the law proposed, I don't see that it will help much. Punishing websites for publishing images won't stop girls from obsessing on their weight. Face it, it's not just TV, film or magazines. How many girls have moms who are getting implants, Botox, tummy tucks and other cosmetic procedures just to combat natural aging, to try to fool those around them about their age? What kind of lesson should girls learn from this? Their own parents can't accept the natural beauty of a woman aging, and instead they see a role model striving to achieve a "perfect" goal. The problem with that perfection is that it does not reflect reality.

When we atop idealizing the "Barbie" body, stop falling for fad diets that don't work, stop buying all the gadgets,gizmos, and quick fix diet pills to "lose those nagging 10 pounds", we might have a shot at convincing young women that they don't need to starve to death.

Yikes! Forget Chastity Belts...

2008-04-13T01:07:00.001-07:00

From Rapex: the internal anti-rape device | Features | The First Post :

The words of a rape victim - "If only I had teeth down there" - have inspired the design of a new anti-rape device.

Rapex - dubbed the 'rape trap' - is a product worn internally by women. The hollow inside is lined with rows of razor-sharp hooks, which are designed to latch on to a rapist's penis during penetration. They can only be removed by a doctor.

The product will be on the shelves of South African chemists and supermarkets later this month. South African mother-of-two Sonette Ehlers developed the original prototype in 2005 but has struggled to get it patented and approved for sale, not least because of staunch opposition from feminist groups.

I'm not sure if I'm scared, appalled, amused or intrigued by this thing. Mostly amused, I think. The thought of the consequence to a guy who sticks his junk where it shouldn't be is oddly apropos. How exactly does he explain that? "Uhh, doc, can you get this plastic cage off my johnson?"

One of the fears some have about it's use is that the guy who gets "trapped" will only get more violent. No way. We're talking hard plastic barbs digging into his willy. Pain there will pretty much stop a guy dead in his tracks. Certainly long enough to let the potential victim run for safety.

But there is a sad element to this - the reason it was created. The device was created to help the 1.7 million South African women who are raped each year and live in fear. Some may say it is more vengeful than preventative, and there's some truth to that. Until they are so prevalently used that rapists fear injury, they won't work as a deterrent. So at best, it will stop the act from going too far. In some cases, this will minimize physical injury to the victim, but not the emotional scars.

So, while the device does get me to chuckle, it also reminds me that there are still places where women aren't safe, and that saddens me. There are organizations working to end this abuse. Check out SADF, and donate if you can. They work to improve conditions for people in South Africa. You can even choose a specific grantee, such as the Greater Nelspruit Rape Intervention Programme (GRIP).

I Want One Of These Little Guys...

2008-04-02T00:21:00.001-07:00

From: Cool Gadgets - Toshiba's Talking Robot acts as a universal remote - ApriPoko | Geeky Gadgets

Toshiba Apripoko

This one of the cooler gadgets I've seen lately is this Apripoko from Toshiba. Currently, it's a prototype, but if it comes to fruition, this thing will need a place in my home.

Here's how it works - It has infrared sensors that detect when you push a button on one of your remotes (TV, DVD, etc), and it will ask you "What did you just do?"

You tell it ("Turn on the TV"). It memorizes what you said, and all you have to do next time is say "turn on the TV", and the Apripoko sends out the appropriate infrared commands to turn on the TV. It can learn all kinds of IR codes, so if you have remote-controlled drapes or a projection screen that is controlled by an IR remote, Apripoko can learn those commands as well.

Details are a little thin, but what I'd love to see is this device have the ability to learn multiple commands in succession. With this feature, you could use one verbal command to turn on the TV, change the input to video, and turn on the DVD with one command.

At the minimum, this is going to be a great Christmas gift if it is released.

A Very Cool Quadruped

2008-03-28T00:02:00.001-07:00

It seems there's no shortage of robot videos online. YouTube is a virtual "robot central" with new robot videos popping up very day. Most of these robot videos are interesting, some entertaining. But every once in a while, these robot videos are simply amazing.

This video is of a four-footed robot that has amazing ability to balance itself. The operators ran it up and down hills, over ice and through snow, as well as over rubble. It can even hop and run.

So what? We've seen lots of robot videos. What's so special about this one? Well, first of all, it has a fairly strong cargo capacity (340 lbs.) and it's huge - looks to be about 4 ft. tall. And yet it has a nimbleness that's incredible. They run it onto ice and while it does slip, it recovers almost instantly. You can check out more info at Boston Dynamics.

How Good Is Your Hearing?

2008-03-19T01:12:00.001-07:00

I came across this test online that I think everyone should take.

Being able to listen, to hear, is one of our most important resources. This test on a Norwegian site tests to see how well you can hear.

I've found that my hearing occasionally misses some things, either confusing them or not hearing them at all. When we don't hear, we can really miss the important things in our life that make a difference.

The test takes approximately three minutes. For best results, use headphones, but you can use computer speakers. I used the speakers in my laptop and was able to take the test completely. Be sure to give enough time to complete the test so that the results can be fully measured.

When you are done with the test, come back to this page and re-read it. The results from the test may cause you to rethink some of the things in this post. If you find the results cause you to take action, please pass this on to friends and family so they can take the test as well. Most importantly, don't tell them how the test is conducted, as this will affect the results.

How well do you hear?

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2008-03-17T00:15:00.001-07:00

To all of our friends, I thought I'd send this little St. Patty's day wish.

This is the second year in a row that I have been able to get a picture of Carolyn with Brian, the guy who dresses up like a leprechaun at O'Sheas. He's a great guy, and fun to be around.

To commemorate the day, I thought I'd share a couple of Irish Blessings... and a joke or two:

May you be half an hour in Heaven
Before the Devil knows you're dead.

Jimmy-Joe finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like"

Jimmy-Joe scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. Jimmy-Joe was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them"

Whenever there is happiness
Hope you'll be there too,
Wherever there are friendly smiles
Hope they'll smile on you,
Whenever there is sunshine,
Hope it shine especially
For you to make each day for you
As bright as it can be.

Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Joey-Jim asked. "Well didn't ya know, Joey-Jim, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" he replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

May your pockets be heavy-
Your heart be light
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Make The Change That Will Improve Your Life

2008-03-16T22:52:00.001-07:00

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From Keeping the Stress Monster in Check | Slow Down Fast Today! ~ David B. Bohl

Are you stressed? Ready for the therapist’s couch? Wondering if you should just dump your corporate job and run away to Alaska to work on a fishing boat?

In today’s world, more people are having to deal with increasing anxiety at the intersection of career, home, family and social life. Is it just me, or are a lot of us just not sure of whether we’re coming or going anymore?

The amount of stress that assaults us daily is tremendous. Work, money, relationships - they all create their own level of stress. The gadgets and tools that were supposed to make our lives easier have only served to add to the stress. Between cellphones, email, text messaging and other technological wonders, getting away from the things that stress us out has become difficult.

As David points out, there are a number of ways to reduce the amount of stress you are subjected to. Which you can use depends on your situation. But one in particular can be life-changing.

The Big Change

If you dread going to work in the morning, or come home from work feeling like you've been put through the ringer, give serious consideration to changing jobs. Yes, that makes it sound very easy. But even if you have to take a pay cut, the improvement in your quality of life can mean a world of difference. The theory that if you do what you love the money will follow holds true far more than you might think.

When you are doing something you enjoy, something you are passionate about, things seem to fall into place. Your mood is lighter, your tasks easier. You love what you do. But make no mistake - getting there may be the scariest thing you have ever done.

For many, changing a career is filled with obstacles. Money may be short. Family will be worried. And you will face self-doubt of a magnitude you may never have previously experienced. These will pass. With the lessening of stress,your thinking will become clearer, your resolve more powerful, your determination and resourcefulness will hit greater highs.

Making The Leap

If you decide to make a change, take some steps first:

Decide what it is you really want to do. What is it that really makes you happy?
Can you afford a quick switch? If money is an issue, think about how you can transition. Can you do it part-time while keeping your day gig?
Make a plan. What do you need to do to be successful, to really enjoy what you will be doing?
Be prepared to sacrifice. Achieving your dream career may require less time in front of the TV, or giving up some time on the weekends. You may have to tighten your financial belt, or give up some of your entertainment. Trust that as you get closer to your goal, your life will pull into balance.

If you're feeling overly-stressed, take a good long look at what you do to pay the bills. Changing your career to something you enjoy may just be the best thing you can do for you and your family.

How To Get The Best Service On Your Next Flight

2008-03-08T22:03:00.001-08:00

Photo Courtesy Mauren Veras

Confessions Of... A Flight Attendant - Budget Travel

Other ways to get under a flight attendant's skin: asking for beverages and food before we even take off; requesting seconds before the rest of the cabin has been served; ringing the call button so you can give us your trash after we've passed through with a garbage bag half a dozen times; ringing the call button to find out when we'll land. Basically, you never want to push the call button at all.

If you fly a little, or fly a lot for that matter, you've probably seen your share of flight attendants. From the surly to the sickly sweet (Buh-bye!), they run the gamut. But these folks really do have an important job. No, not serving you half cans of Coke and a bad of stale pretzels. Their job is to be there in case the unthinkable happens. In case of emergency, these folks are there to try to protect and save your hiney.

This article offers up some tidbits of advice on how to get the most out of your flight - and flight attendants. These folks can make your trip pleasant or miserable, and all it takes is a little kindness and understanding on your part.

In addition to the tips in the linked article, there are some I've been able to put together over my miles of flying:

Address them by name - If you can get their name, either by asking or just checking a nametag, and use it when you address them, you're more likely to get a warm response to a request. One way to find out the name - actually listen when they make their announcements. They usually indicate who is speaking and name names.
Listen to the preflight instructions - Yup, you've heard them. So have they. They are about as thrilled at repeating them as you are of hearing them. But trust me, they'll make eye contact with those that listen. And that helps things later on.
Help them out - Stay out of the aisles unless you absolutely have to be there, don't hang out in the galley area unless you have to, and lay off the call button unless it's really urgent. And a fresh drink doesn't count as urgent.
Don't be an idiot - If you would be embarrassed to behave a certain way in front of your mom or your significant other, don't subject the flight attendants or your fellow passengers to it. If you can't handle your liquor, don't consume.

I'm sure you've probably got some more, so be sure to drop a comment and share!

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How To Predict The Next President

2008-03-08T18:31:00.000-08:00

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2008 Presidential Election Interactive Map and History of the Electoral College

It seems every election season, Tim Russert drags out a whiteboard and starts speculating on the electoral college count for presidential candidates. If you want to be like Timmy, you might want to check this site I stumbled across today. The site keeps track of the electoral college count based on recent polls, showing where each state stands and where in the electoral college count each candidate stands.

A candidate for president must garner 270 electoral college votes to win the presidential campaign. As election day nears, the site will present the possible outcomes and how each candidate can reach the magic 270. It even allows you to be your own electoral college analyst, changing the count by clicking on states in an interactive map.

So why is 270 the magic number? It's the math of elections. There are 538 Presidential Electors who represent the voting of their particular states. The number of electors is based on population, and the number of electors is equal to the number of congressional representatives each state has in Congress. The smallest state, therefore, has three electors, 1 for each Senator and one representative. The biggest states are California (55), Texas (34), New York (31), Florida (27), and Illinois (21).

Whenever the vote is close, as in 2000 and 2004, the subject of "faithless electors" comes up. This is the concept that an elector, who is pledged to vote for one candidate, changes their vote. It has happened, but in reality, many states have legal recourse against such actions, and penalties for doing so. Electors essentially pledge that they will vote as the electorate has, and in most cases are bound to do so.

Given that this election may be one of the most closely watched and hotly contested in recent history, bookmark www.270towin.com to keep track of how things are going.

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What We Often Forget

2008-02-27T22:00:00.001-08:00

Copyright 2008 Soderman Consulting

I read a great post today over on IWillChangeYourLife.com on some of the things we forget while we rush through our busy lives. The post covers such things as:

Take Joy Where You Find It
Free Yourself By Forgiving Your Rivals
Do Not Take Yourself Seriously
Enjoy Friendship and Companionship
Give to Others

The point made by the post is that by observing some easy-to-follow, yet easily forgotten steps, we can liberate ourselves from the stresses we feel each day, and in turn, lead a more joyful life.

Why do we forget such simple lessons as "take joy where you find it". Children know this lesson instinctively. They can find the pleasure of splashing in a puddle, playing with mud pies, or just a big hug, and each creates just as much joy as the next.

But as we grow older, as we become grownups, we gradually lose the sense of wonder that a child thrives on. We become cynical, and "reality" intrudes. It doesn't have to, of course. We just get wrapped up in the trappings of life - the bling, the bills, the relationships - and we start to forget what is important: the joy.

Take some time, maybe even now, to think about the last time you felt joy. Was it today? Yesterday? Last week? Can you recall it at all?

Without joy, life is just a stumble from one event to another. Don't waste another minute. Find what it is that brings you joy, and strive for it, revel in it. Then share it with those around you. It will multiply, and you won't forget it.

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Don't Take No For An Answer - Even From Yourself

2008-02-24T12:42:00.001-08:00

Statue of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Courtesy dbking

Claire over at Bebo Author asked the question "What Is A Writer Anyway?"

While she addresses this on the level of a writer, the more general question is "What's holding you back?"

As she notes in her blog entry, many folks hold themselves back. Whether fear of rejection, procrastination, or just a lack of confidence, many folks give up their dreams, leaving the lingering thought in the back of their minds - what if?

In the end, there really is only one obstacle to reaching your dreams. And that obstacle is you. As Claire points out, the only way to be a better writer is to write. You can apply that to pretty much anything. Want to be a better singer? Sing. Want to be a better bricklayer? Lay brick. Do the work.

Now some may say "I want to be successful NY Times bestselling author!", to which I respond with a simple question - Why?

When I hear folks say something like that, I don't hear that they want to be a great author, to excel in writing. I hear that they want the fame and/or the cash that goes with being on the bestseller list. But if that's what they want, there are much easier, much more lucrative ways to do it. If the money is the goal, go do what you do best and find a way to make it pay. If what you really want to do is write, then do it for the love of the process, the art. The money will resolve itself.

More often than not, it's those nagging doubts inside that get the better of us. Those little voices that say "I can't" are the real obstacles. My advice to you is - don't take "no" for an answer, especially yourself. Figure out what you really want, set some goals, and put your best foot forward. Break it into small steps, and achieve each one. What once seemed impossible will suddenly develop into a possibility, then a probability, and finally reality. You just need to forge ahead, with those goals in your sights.

Stop telling yourself you can't, start telling yourself you will.

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"You're Not A Wife, You're A Job."

2008-02-17T19:25:00.001-08:00

Copyright 2008 Old Sarge

As I was pulling out of the parking garage a couple of days ago, an ad was playing on the radio for a new episode of Dr. Phil's reality show. You know the one, where people who are progressively more screwed up than the previous group get a dose of the good doctor's tutelage.

Normally, I tune these ads out. These reality shows just seem too much like an appeal to the lowest common denominator. But there was one line in the ad that stood out.

"You're not a wife, you're a job".

Dr. Phil was admonishing what appeared to be a particularly manipulative and selfish subject, who demanded so much of her mate that being with her was more like work than a relationship.

I think we've all been in those relationships at one point or another. It starts out with you wanting to please your significant other, perhaps even changing your ways a bit to satisfy them. In a healthy relationship, this is all part of a give-and-take, of a becoming "we" in addition to being individuals.

But in some cases, that change you make only turns into a demand for more. And the more you change, the more is asked of you. And yet, there is no change on the other end. It's a one-sided deal and you're getting the short end of it.

I have a friend whose first marriage went this way. He was a bit of a wild man, a little Bohemian in nature. He met his wife-to-be, and she fell in love with him as he was. And he fell in love with her. But she had an idea that she would "tame" him, asking him to change the way he dressed, the way he acted. She thought she could 'improve" him.

And change he did. He loved her enough to change against his core being and act/talk/dress the way she wanted.

Guess what? She stopped loving him.

Why? Because he was no longer the person she fell in love with. He worked his tail off to be what she said she wanted, and every step he took moved him farther away from who he was, and who she fell in love with. His job, at that point, was pleasing his wife, and she fired him.

Some of us go a different route. We believe that marriage is a vow taken seriously, and we are determined not to be in that 50%+ statistic about divorces. We can make it work - it just takes effort. We genuinely believe it, and work hard at it.

But notice the word that keeps coming up: work. There should be effort, to be sure. But when the effort is one-sided, and the moments of joy are far overshadowed by what's required to "earn" them, the relationship becomes more like a job. The analogy of a frog and boiling water is an apt one. Drop a frog in boiling water, he'll jump right out. But put him in cool water and heat it slowly, and he's likely to sit in it till he's cooked. If we see the trouble up front, we'll bail. But when it slowly evolves over time, we don't detect it until we're cooked.

To be sure, we're to blame. We get ourselves into the situation, then become afraid of what we need to do to get out. The pain of being alone often surpasses the pain of continuing the relationship. So we plug along, "working" at it. But in the end, who are we helping? Not ourselves, and not the other person in the relationship.

If you think you might be in this situation, ask yourself a few questions -

Am I constantly walking on eggshells, afraid I'll say the wrong thing?
Does it seem like I can't do anything to please my partner?
Are the moments of joy being overwhelmed by the effort to achieve them?
Is heading off to work a relief, a break from being at home?
Have I changed dramatically to maintain this relationship? Has my partner changed for the relationship?

These questions are a start. If you have answered more than 1 or 2 of these questions "yes", then take a hard look at your relationship. You deserve to be happy, and you shouldn't have to "work" two jobs to do it.

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The Random List - Five Sites To Visit For Valentine's Day

2008-02-14T00:12:00.001-08:00

Copyright 2008 Soderman Consulting

Yes, one of Hallmark's favorite holidays is here - Valentine's Day.

It's that time of year when a guy can either be a hero or a bum, depending on whether he thought ahead. I'm hoping for hero this year.

I decided to put together some sites for those of you who may need a little help getting through (or past) February 14th. This can be a tricky event to navigate, and hopefully this short list will get you through any tough spots.

Just peruse the offering below, and if you find any you like, be sure to let us know. And if you have a favorite, add it to the comments so we can all share in the resources. You never know when you might need help on this reddest of red holidays.

Oh, and as a side note, Valentine's Day is not the most popular for cards as far as Hallmark is concerned. Nope, not Mother's Day either. Try Christmas.

Proflowers.com - Some of you may not think this is very original, nor did I claim it to be. But these folks have never let me down. I have ordered from them for years, and the flowers are always delivered on time, and exquisitely fresh. They also tend to last. I have seen them hang tough for as long as two weeks, attesting to the quality of the packaging, shipping and the flowers themselves. If you thought ahead, you may have already used them. If not, get your order in to get out of the doghouse.
How To Break Up With Your Boyfriend - For the more cynical gals, a primer on dumping the guy you're no longer interested in. Of course, if you read it, the more cynical it sounds. But hey, if you need tips, here ya go. But never fear guys, we found one for you too... How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
The History of Valentine's Day from The History Channel - As you might expect from the fine folks at The History Channel, they've put together an entire mini-site dedicated to Cupid's day of frolic. Valentine's Day has a particularly religious origin, with as many as three Catholic saints as the possible namesakes. In fact, Valentine's Day was set as February 14th back in 498 A.D. by Pope Gelasius - so blame it on him.
Custom Made M&M Candies - This is fun for just about any occasion. You can have M&Ms printed and gift boxed with your choice of messages and colors. The website even lets you preview them before you order. Yeah, it's too late now, but hey, there's gotta be an anniversary or something coming up, right?
Valentine's Day on Flickr - A slideshow of images from Flickr tagged with Valentine's Day. One note - before you click the link, be sure you have your Flickr setting set to "Safe". Some of the images can be a bit racy.

If you got a favorite site, let us know by adding a comment! And be sure to give us a vote on Stumble if you liked what you saw!

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Does Water Help The Creative Process?

2008-02-11T22:15:00.001-08:00

Ever hear someone say that they do their best thinking in the shower? That's me. For some reason, water seems to trigger the creative process in me like almost nothing else. It can be the shower in the morning, a tub in the evening, a Jacuzzi under the stars - doesn't really matter. It just seems that water gets the juices flowing.

I've racked my brain for a logical answer and haven't really found one. I suppose we could look at it metaphysically and say that the sound or sensation of running water, is like a subliminal message to the mind, telling it to let things flow.

Or perhaps, it's that I have adopted these routines over four decades. I used to read voraciously in the tub, and the act of taking a shower tells my body it's time to go to work. But I can say for certain that a vast majority of the ideas I come up with come from a place that seems to read "just add water".

Of course, there is a downside to this. Ever try balancing a laptop on the edge of the tub? It's a Wile E. Coyote scene waiting to happen. The laptop hasn't gone in yet, but the drink, towel, reading glasses and watch all have. So now I leave the laptop on the kitchen table and use my new analog PDA (writing journal) instead. Of course, paper gets wet too, and a warm tub has the effect of putting me to sleep. Not terribly productive, and it has potential to get ruined. But at least I won't get electrocuted in the process and my laptop stays safe.

But I think there is something deeper here. Everyone has a place or an environment that recharges them. Mine always seem to involve water and wind. I love the rain, storms make me feel recharged. One of my favorite places to relax and let nature work its magic is on a boat on Silver Lake. It's a High Sierra alpine lake that always has a breeze and the sound of water lapping on the hull of the boat.

As a kid, I would spend hours in the pool, coming out only long enough to grab a quick lunch. Ocean creatures are my favorites, and dolphins make me happy.

For some reason, my body is tuned into water, and water seems to let the creative muse out.

So why do you care? Simple. Everyone has a place, an environment that relaxes or rejuvenates them. Perhaps it's trees or a garden. Or maybe it's just the feeling of the sun on our face. Think to those times when you feel recharged, full of energy. What are the sensations, the sounds, the scents? And how can you recreate them? Find a surrogate for the sun or a proxy for the garden. Maybe you can pot a plant - easy to do indoors. Get out on your lunch break and soak up a few rays. Whatever it is, find the key to unlocking your creative vault. Just the process alone will make you feel better, stronger, more energized. And we can all use more of that!

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The Two Pots

2008-02-10T21:58:00.001-08:00

I came across this entry on a website today, and for some reason it spoke to me. We spend so much time looking for the perfect that we forget that the imperfections are what makes us unique.

Take the time to embrace not only the imperfections in others, but in ourselves.

The Two Pots - Inspirational Words of Wisdom

A Water Bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which he carried across his neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years, this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots of water to his house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes my water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, we would not have such beauty."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

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Eepy Birds Strike Again!

2008-02-10T14:15:00.001-08:00

EepyBird.com: The Domino Effect

The Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments II - The Domino Effect: Fritz & Stephen, the mad scientists from EepyBird, take it even further - with over 250 geysers of soda. And this time they're linked together in one giant chain reaction! A clever mechanism harnesses the power of one geyser of Diet Coke to drop the Mentos into the next bottle. So just like dominos, all they have to do is start the first one, and the rest is Diet Coke & Mentos history!

You've probably seen these guys before. Their antics have even inspired an episode of "Mythbusters" where they worked to determine exactly what the mechanism is that causes Mentos and Diet Coke to react so vigorously. This time, they figured out a way to get one fountain to trigger the next. Watch and enjoy!

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But If You Follow These, There's No Movie!

2008-02-09T23:27:00.001-08:00

This had me chuckling the whole way. Below are some of my favorite examples of the 100 tips to becoming a successful egomaniacal self-serving tyrant.

How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions of the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people oriented position.

I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: This also applies to passwords.

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Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

2008-02-09T01:33:00.001-08:00

The Scariest Gun"
I'm not sure if I should be peeing myself laughing, or running in fear. On color alone this would be a favorite for my daughter.

But 'Hello Kitty'? Who came up with that? I mean come on, even on the scope?

"She always seemed like a quiet, friendly neighbor... but she did seem to really like that little cat cartoon. "

No word on how much it cost.

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Bluto Didn't Do It This Way...

2008-02-05T22:00:00.001-08:00

YouTube - Bare-handed bottle smash

OK, I'll admit it. I'm a geek at heart and always will be. Some science projects are just too cool. Think I'm alone? Why is Mythbusters still on the air?

In any case, this cool little trick is one to remember. The idea is that you can take an open bottle, and with a little ingenuity, cause it to blow the bottom out. It's all a matter of physics, and the explanation in the video is quite clear. Of course, you'll need empty bottles, and some place where broken glass isn't a problem.

Stuff that explodes. Isn't science cool?

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The iPod Goes Undercover

2008-02-05T00:59:00.001-08:00

iPod in Disguise

With all the folks carrying iPods out there, this is a pretty funny, yet practical gimmick.

Basically, it looks like an old Sony Walkman with cassette and AM/FM (only the best). Flip it open, however, and there's the iPod, hiding away. The idea is that nobody's dying to steal a Walkman, so your iPod is a heck of a lot safer.

Not sure if it works, but for the sheer fun of it, I might find these for gifts.

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Do You Love Me?

2008-02-03T21:09:00.001-08:00

The Apple Store NYC! | Michelle Oshen
These guys are a phenomenal example of good ol' streetcorner magic. They are tight, and the lead singer rocks it.

This kind of enthusiasm for performing just makes me smile. Enjoy!

Related Links: Inspiration

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Shopping Green

2008-02-03T14:43:00.001-08:00

g2bgreen.com » Blog Archive » Paper or Plastic? How About Neither…

"Plastic bags have been around for about 25 years. Which means that our mothers and grandmothers can still remember going shopping, with their own Reusable Bags. If they could do it, I think so can we…"

I remember traveling to Argentina as a kid to visit family. My grandmother had her little mesh bag she carried, putting her purchases in it and carrying them home. In general, I think these are a good idea.

The problem I see with them is a difference in how we shop from then to now. The small neighborhood shopkeepers - bakers, butchers, deli and produce - have been replaced by supermarkets, superstores and warehouses. There's not a single local vendor close enough to walk to. Not one.

So, as the supermarkets promised convenience for us, they also pushed us to use our cars more. The larger stores didn't need to be as close together, moving them further from homes and making the short walking trip difficult to impossible. And the massive buying power cut into the profits of the smaller vendors, closing their doors.

So instead of making a short trip for an item or two, it's more efficient to get all your shopping done at once. But to do that, you need to be able to carry a larger quantity of items. And for this we started using the car.

Interestingly, a trend in the last few years has been for new malls to open that return to the feel of the local market, with stores aligned on "streets", looking like a small town. What if a developer were to pose the same idea to grocers, perhaps one grocer opening a number of smaller stores in such a venue? My guess is that if these were put close enough together, you might actually find some people changing their habits, even if slightly.

I understand and applaud the idea of removing plastic bags from stores. But unless we change our behavior in terms of how we shop, the reusable bag concept doesn't fit the average home.

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Go ahead - ask

2008-01-30T23:04:00.001-08:00

Remember the old 20 Questions game? Here's an online version. The idea is to try to stump the neural network by thinking of something it doesn't yet know about. And it knows a lot!

I was able to come up with a few things, including some some songs, movie characters and places, but it's pretty good. And sometimes it pops up the right answer just when you think it's way off base.

Give it a shot and see if you can stump it!

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A Good Laugh...

2008-01-30T01:53:00.001-08:00

Baby's First ROFL - More amazing videos are a click away
Baby's First ROFL I was stumbling around tonight for one more to thing to write about before going to bed and came across this. I defy you not to laugh along with this kid. He has one of the most infectious laughs I have heard in a long time. If you aren't grinning from ear to ear by the time this video finishes, you either have no heart, or you're Dick Cheney. Which, come to think of it, is redundant.

Watch the video, giggle along, and smile.

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The Way It Used To Be

2008-01-30T00:40:00.001-08:00

I used to have one of those old fashioned chemistry sets. It was given to me by my fifth grade teacher.

I used to try mixing things up to see what happened. Most of the time: nothing. Every once in a while I would create a blob in an interesting color, which would proceed to stain the concrete on the garage floor.

But it did give me the opportunity to learn, to imagine.

What you'll see in the video is that these sets really no longer exist. You can't get the sets full of chemicals anymore. We've sanitized them, made them safer, eliminated potential lawsuits. You get the picture. But we've also eliminated a source of curiousity, of wonder, of imagination. We have less "What if'" and whole lot more "so what's". It's a shame.

To be sure, there was potential for mayhem and injury in those old sets, but really no more than going out and crashing on your bike or falling out of a tree. But they also gave us a way to explore. I miss that.

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Spoiled Pics

2008-01-28T22:07:00.001-08:00

Came across this site as I was "Stumbling" and found it too funny.

Basically the idea is that while sometimes people can ruin a picture with their antics, sometimes, they actually make the picture a whole lot of funny...

Click on the pic for more fun - and look in the backgrounds..

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Inspiration

2008-01-27T14:32:00.001-08:00

It seems whenever I get to a point in my life that things look a bit tough, I come across something that reminds me how good I've got it. And to quit complaining. This video is one of those:

Beautiful music, played in an unexpected way. It was just the first of such videos I saw today. What do you think the universe is trying to tell me?

Related links: Do You Love Me?, Sir Mix A Lot, Harry Potter Meets Michael Jackson

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No, It Won't Make You Sound Better

2008-01-27T12:05:00.001-08:00

Amazon.com: Fred Mic: Health & Personal Care

For all you wannabe rockstars, pump up the volume and get down with your bad self with this "shower mic".

Apparently it is currently unavailable from Amazon, probably because the "Bono in the shower" picture drove sales through the roof. But I don't recommend the sunglasses in the shower, even if you are U2's frontman.

Keep in mind, you might "feel" like you sound better in the shower. But those dogs that always seem to howl when you start belting out "Sister Christian" - they know better.

Buy This At Your Own Risk

2008-01-27T10:48:00.001-08:00

ecal : images : annee propedeutique

Buying this belt requires some guts. Either you have an incredible sense of self-confidence to actually show the size of your ever-expanding waist, or you're incredibly proud of the weight you've lost. Of course, the bravery there is that you are now bragging about your tiny waist, and may raise the ire of the weight loss challenged.

Not sure if this is for sale, but I'm sure there are some skinny-minnies out there who are determined to show off their lack of waist.

For the record, I'm not one of them.

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Once You Pop, You Can't Stop

2008-01-25T20:37:00.000-08:00

Ever come across a piece of bubblewrap and can't seem to control the urge to pop a few of those little blisters? Oh, sure, like it's just me...

In any case, the next time you're dying for a little stress relief by popping bubbles, check out the link below. Just pop the bubbles by clicking on them. And when you need more, just click for a new sheet. Pop away!

Virtual Bubblewrap

Future recipients of the Darwin Award

2008-01-24T23:23:00.001-08:00

Look close, and you'll see that these enterprising men have outfitted their inflatable pool with a nifty bar and grille. Yes, that's a hot plate on the table.

And yes, it's electric.

Apparently the cord wasn't long enough to make it out of the pool, so they ingeniously used a pair of floating flip flops as a platform for their surge protector.

Add the brewskis in everyone's hands, and this has all the makings of another thinning of the genepool.

This is the stuff that the Darwin Awards are made of. As they like to say, "The Tree of Life is self-pruning".

Samurai Circumcision?

2008-01-22T21:14:00.001-08:00

This is not going to go well... Click the link below for the full size image

Parking Lot Space 1

Are you a geek?

2008-01-22T21:04:00.001-08:00

This is a good one. Where on the geek chart do you belong? Click the image for the full size.;

geekchartbig.gif (GIF Image, 1000x581 pixels) - Scaled (97%)

What's Your Secret?

2008-01-21T22:44:00.001-08:00

I had heard about this project before, but had forgotten about it. Basically, it's a website where folks have sent in postcards with secret admissions. Some are funny, some are poignant, some are painful. But all have a ring of honesty that takes it out of the realm of reality TV and into the world of unvarnished truths.

PostSecret

Transparent Wallpaper

2008-01-21T20:11:00.001-08:00

This is a really creative set. The angles, the images, all lining up to create the illusion of transparent monitor screens. If you look close, you'll see that the cat on the screen is a picture, the tail on the bed to the right of the screen is real.

There are a whole bunch of these on the site that are really cool looking. I can't imagine how much time it takes to line up the second shot, the one with the screen already loaded...

I'll Take Mine With Two Eyes Please...

2008-01-20T23:49:00.001-08:00

Mr. Picassohead

A cool way to play Picasso a la Mr. Potatohead. Choose from Picasso-esque eyes, lips, hair, etc., to create your own masterpiece. When you're done, send it to a friend. Just be sure not to tell them it's a portrait.

I Like The Way This Guy Thinks

2008-01-20T22:34:00.001-08:00

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

The twisted side of my sense of humor found most of the items on this list pretty darned funny. In particular number 32:

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Given some of the people I work with, this isn't that hard to pull off.

I think this list could definitely be expanded. For example:

Start every conversation with "Can I ask you a question" and before you hear a response, ask it.
Pretend the person in front of you has a piece amount of lint on their shoulder and insist on removing it for them.
Take a cup of water into a bathroom stall, and wait for someone to enter the one next to you. When they do, make a large groaning sound, a grunt, then toss the water on the floor at their stall.

Got a suggestion for the list? Drop it in a comment.

It was bound to happen

2005-12-08T01:42:00.000-08:00

Article link: Car crash, heavy traffic turn out Christmas light show

For those of you who refuse to believe this was a true story, hopefully this will be enough proof. And for those who appreciated the artistry, this is a sad day.

DEERFIELD TWP. — Sheriff's deputies asked the owner who lit up his house with 25,000 Christmas lights synched to music to turn off the display after a traffic accident Tuesday night.

Deerfield Twp. resident Carson Williams agreed to shut down his holiday decorations indefinitely.

Williams told a Cincinnati television station that sheriff's deputies could not reach the traffic accident because of the traffic lined up in his neighborhood.

The display caught attention across the nation on network TV and on the Internet because the lights on the Williams house and filling their yard are synchronized by computer with music broadcast to car radios. There are three songs in the 12-minute display: Frosty the Snowman by the Jackson 5; God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood and Wizards of Winter by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

This amazing technological display of holiday excess has apparently become its own worst enemy. Enough folks wanted to come by and see the place that traffic came to a standstill. We hope they can find some solution to the problem so that more people can enjoy Mr. Williams' handiwork.

More Christmas Light Mania

2005-12-04T08:20:00.000-08:00

My last post seems to have generated a little interest, so I thought I might search around and find some other holiday display links to feed the demand.

First on the list? UglyChristmasLights.com. What happens when someone runs amok at Target with a charge card and a new holiday light sale? You'll find out on this site. This particular image looks like a display that Clark Griswold would have drooled over.

Wondering how that amazing synchronized display was done? The creator, Carson Williams of Mason, OH, detailed the whole thing here. He has since rebuilt the equipment (it's all home built, designed by he and his brother). The music is broadcast over FM by a small transmitter connected to a PC, so neighbors don't hear it.

Want to see more of his handiwork? Here's another (Windows Media Player)

Want to create your own version? Check out the folks at Animated Lighting. They sell kits that let you do the same kind of thing on a smaller scale. Not cheap, but hey, what is? Or buy the actual equipment he used from Light-O-Rama.

Got a favorite link of your own? Drop it into the comments by clicking below. I'll keep an eye out for more.

Christmas Lights Rock!

2005-11-28T14:10:00.000-08:00

My wife is always telling me I take technical stuff too seriously, that I'm too into my gadgets. I showed her this video, and she says I'd get along great with this guy.

The video is apparently of a house owned by a guy who does lighting for rock concerts. He has synchronized his holiday lights with music. Personally, I'm green with envy.

Make sure your speakers are turned up for this one, and enjoy!

Video Link (Windows Media Player): Click here!

Tage: Christmas lights, rock concert

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Wherefore Art Thou?

2005-10-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

It's scary. It's like a train wreck. An abomination.

It's a cover of the classic "Baby Got Back".

Imagine Hanson doing a version of the hip-hop hit, but in their bubble-gum-pop sickly sweet ballad style. Now you're getting close.

Listen to it. Remember it. It's a cautionary tale, one you should teach your children about, so it doesn't happen again.

Click here to listen, if you dare...

Related Links: Do You Love Me, Inspiration, Harry Potter Meets Michael Jackson

Harry Potter Meets Michael Jackson

2005-10-18T13:11:00.000-07:00

Hogwarts Dancers - Google Video

This is funny, entertaining, and kinda weird all at the same time.

Seems a group of Harry Potter fans decided to put together a dance routine to a trio of 80's hits to honor the Hogwarts hero. Dancing to 'Holding Out For A Hero', 'Beat It', and 'Let's Hear It For The Boy', the group dances and prances with wands, brooms, and the ubiquitous black robes. All you favorites are represented - Malfoym, Hermione, Ron, and of course, Harry himself.

OK, Ready to Cry? And......Action!

2005-10-18T12:48:00.000-07:00

Funny Video Crying BabyParents will particularly appreciate this video. The kid in the video has apparently developed an uncanny ability to cry on cue, but only when being watched. When the camera's off, he calms down, then seeks out the camera again to start back up. Priceless.

More Help For Katrina Victims

2005-09-01T06:01:00.000-07:00

Benefit Concerts Planned for Katrina Victims | BCBeat: "Benefit Concerts Planned for Katrina Victims"

The entertainment industry is already gearing up to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina, with everyone from NBC to MTV planning televised fundraisers this weekend. Check you local listings for these opportunities to be entertained and to help those who need it.

Help For Victims Of Katrina Coming In Many Forms

2005-09-01T05:58:00.000-07:00

Jerry Lewis Shares Fundraising Efforts | BCBeat: "Jerry Lewis Shares Fundraising Efforts"

The veteran of years of telethons, Jerry Lewis has announced that $1 million of the money raised this year in the annual Muscular Dystrophy Labor Day Telethon will be sent to help victims of Hurricane Katrina.

According to Lewis, ""If you want to send me 20 bucks for my kids, send 10. Send the other 10 to these people in this trouble."

That's how to help.

So THAT's What They Look Like...

2005-08-26T01:58:00.000-07:00

http://www.heinousbrains.com/junk/5MenInALimo.mov

Click on the link above to see the video.

You know those deep, rumbling voices you hear in movie trailers? Or the signature voice for every Disney promo? What if you stuck them all into one short film?

That's what you get with the film linked above. It's hysterical!

Real-Life School of Rock (from BCBeat)

2005-08-19T03:27:00.000-07:00

Real-Life School of Rock | BCBeat

Remember the recent movie "School of Rock" with Jack Black? Well, VH1 thought it would be a cool idea to see if they could take it the next step. So they've enlisted the help of rocker Gene Simmons (the long-tongued dude from Kiss) to turn a classroom of kids into a rock band. Hilarity ensues.

Ken Jennings Gets His Own Column

2005-08-19T03:20:00.000-07:00

Jennings Hits the Newsstands | BCBeat:

"Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings will write a column for Mental Floss magazine, a publication that claims to 'take the chore out of learning by presenting information in a way that's quick, simple, quirky and fun.'"

Looks like Ken Jennings has scored again. The column he will be writing for Mental Floss magazine will be like playing the Kevin Bacon game. Give Ken two disparate items, and he will try to link them in six steps or less.

There was a series of TV programs a couple of years back called "Connections" that did this same kind of thing on a bigger scale. This might be a fun gig for ol' Ken, and might prove amusing.

2005-08-14T20:48:00.000-07:00

I Want My Air Back

This post is likely to piss off smokers. Unfortunately, there are a few in my family. Sorry folks, I've gotten fed up.

At what point do we finally get it through everyone's head that non-smokers shouldn't have to endure the smoke of others? Dana Reeve, Christopher Reeve's wife, and a lifetime non-smoker was diagnosed this week with lung cancer. LUNG CANCER. She has never smoked.

Sure, the argument will be made that there were other possible factors, that second-hand smoke can't be blamed for it, etc. It's all crap.

I know it's tough to quit smoking, and many smokers have gotten relatively considerate about their habit around non-smokers (this includes the majority of my family).

No, where I get hacked off is places like in my car. I don't smoke. So why whould I have to smell someone else's smoke in my car!?!? I'm not talking about a smoker in my car. I'm talking about the jerk in front of me who is hanging the butt out the window and blowing his smoke out. Why, you may ask? So that the smoke doesn't stink up their car. So that their clothes don't smell like smoke.

The tacit implication is that smoke smells like crap. They don't want it in their car or their clothes. So instead, they'll force me to breathe it.

Here's an idea - roll up the freakin' window and inhale deeply. It's your smoke - enjoy it. But leave it in your car. You say it'll reduce the resale value of your car? How about the future value of my lungs? I frankly don't care how much it depreciates your car.

I see the same thing at work. Everyone knows that casinos are generally a smoker's paradise. But our poker room, like many, is non-smoking. Of course, there are no special ventilation systems, no hard walls to keep out the smoke. But the area is pretty clearly delineated. So what do the smokers do? Stand by the delineating wall, smoke their cigarettes, and blow the smoke back into the room. When you ask them to stand back to smoke their cigarrettes, explaining that it is a non-smoking room, after all, they look at you like you just told them their baby is ugly.

I'm not advocating eliminating your ability to smoke. You want to kill yourself quicker while makng tobacco companies richer, be my guest. But that's not my choice. And you have no right to make it my choice. It wasn't Dana Reeve's choice either.

2005-08-10T00:23:00.000-07:00

When The Magic Disappears

Back in a former life, I worked at Disneyland. I was one of those guys who told dumb jokes on the Jungle Cruise and told you to pull your safety bars down on Big Thunder Mountain.

It'll sound corny, but I kinda bought into the whole "Disney magic" thing. I believed in the "onstage/backstage" concept. You were an entertainer. Your job was to deliver a great experience for every person that came through the gates. And there were experience you had working there that reinforced it. Some of my favorite memories are from times when I helped out in the parade area right before the fireworks. We'd get to stand (or sit) in the off-limits grass areas while the fireworks went off. The lights would dim and Tinkerbell would do her flight from the Matterhorn to her landing tower behind Big Thunder Mountain. And when she took off, it was like 20,000 people were socked in the gut at the same time. A sudden gasp and the "oohs" and "aahs", especially those of the kids, and you were seeing the magic happen.

This weekend, my wife and I decided to take our 2 1/2-year-old to Disneyland. I wanted her to start to experience that magic, and perhaps selfishly, wanted to experience myself through her. Unfortunately, the magic seems to have faded.

When Walt was asked why he wanted to create an amusement park, he made references to creating a place he could take his daughters, some place clean and family friendly.

This picture of the water in the moat at the base of Sleeping Beauty Castle is an example of what passes for "clean" nowadays. Scum from the bottom of the moat has floated up and is present throughout. The water doesn't flow, creating stagnant conditions. This scum is detritus that has accumulated, and through decomposition, created gases that cause it to float back up. We used to see this on the Jungle Cruise, but since the water moved, it was eventually sucked up into the pumps and filters.

It used to be the image of an employee with a "Disney Vacuum Cleaner" was prevalent, and the park prided itself on cleanliness. Spills were quickly cleaned up. Not so anymore. Walkways were strewn with trash, spilled popcorn, and the general evidence of crowds.

Remember the double-decker bus and horse drawn trolleys that ran up and down Main Street? Good. Because that's all we found were memories - no buses or trolleys to be seen.

We went to get lunch. We had a plate of fried chicken, a plate of pasta, a Cobb salad, and two side salads. Add in two sodas to wash it down. Cost? $56. We're not talking gourmet fare here. And this was in a cafeteria-style restaurant (Plaza Inn), where there isn't even anyone to help you find a seat.

Speaking of price, it was a damned good thing my brother had extra passes. To duplicate what he gave us (three "park-hopper" passes for adults) would have cost us nearly $240.

At the restaurant, my wife asked for a fat-free dressing. The first person spoke not one word of English. This was the person up front, dealing with guests as they walked in the door. After nearly five minutes of this, a second person came up. My wife again asked what fat-free dressings were available. This person spoke English, but had no clue. Her answer? Just get all of them out and lay them on the counter and let my wife choose.

This lack of attention to detail was all over. Shows were lackluster, with performers looking like they were just marking time. And finding someone to ask a simple question was nearly impossible. Employees spent more time talking to each other than guests.

I can't convey my disappointment strongly enough. I have literally thousands of memories, great memories of what the park should be like. I want my family to have those as well. But corporate expediency, budgetary cuts, and a blind focus on the bottom line have robbed me of these. Maybe it'll come back. I hope so. But for now, the magic seems to have disappeared.

2005-08-02T17:30:00.000-07:00

Work Ethic - A Rant

A few months ago, I decided to try a new career. After being in supervisory/management positions for the last 15 years or so, I wanted to try something that did not require me to manage people. It's not that I don't like managing people. I just needed a change.

So I went to poker dealing school in Las Vegas. It's a five week course, at the end of which, you've got just enough skill and practice to get yourself hired at a casino/poker room.

Poker dealers can make a pretty healthy living once they're working full time. A decent dealer in a decent room can average $20 an hour without too much trouble. And with the explosion in popularity that poker has experienced in the last two years, there are usually more positions avaiable than there are dealers. As the owner of the poker school I attended told me, it's too easy to get a job as a poker dealer right now.

So what do I have to rant about?

Like every other job, this one is 99% attitude. Learning to toss cards around a table, handle players chips and money - all this is easy. Practice and experience improve your skills, or at least they should. And like every other job, there is the small percentage of co-workers who don't know how good they have it.

I get absolutely hacked off by individuals who have been doing the job less than six months, and are complaining when they only made $150 for an 8-hour shift. Yup, just shy of $19/hr., and they can do nothing but complain. There are folks that work at the same property we do making a quarter of that, with far less pleasant jobs, and happy that they can take home a paycheck.

My job involves dealing cards to folks who are in Las Vegas for a good time. Are there people who are a pain in the ass? Sure. Bad tippers? Count on it. And yet, you still average good money. That is, after all, what an average is all about. Sometimes it's lower, sometimes it's higher. It balances.

But these folks act like they are owed more, like somehow they've been cheated. They make what is really a phenomenal amount of money for slinging cards around a table. But the part they really don't realize is, their attitude is what is killing them.

More than once I've sat down to deal at a table, having previously been warned by the outgoing dealer that "they're a bunch of stiffs". I leave the table 30 minutes later with 2-3 times the tips the previous dealer made. I'd put this off to luck, if it wasn't consistent. Why does it happen? Because the dealer ahead of me has the personality of a wet dishrag.

One guy thinks he's going to be a professional poker player - this is just a temporary gig. And he treats players at his tables with that attitude. What does he care? They're just "fish" that he'll ending up taking money from later. They're targets, not customers. They're just an annoyance. And yet he doesn't understand why he keeps getting smaller tips.

Then there's the dealer who's only there for the benefits. There's more than one, but the general attitude is the same. They have to maintain 30 hours a week to keep their benefits. So when they hit their 6 hours for the day, they want out. Doesn't matter how busy the room is, what the needs of the businees or the customers are. Just get them out. And they act like it with customers. To them, they are simply killing time until they've hit their required hours. And when they do hit their hours, God forbid anything delay their departure. Customers get a blank stare, a cold thanks when they give the dealer a tip.

And then we have the inflexible, the rude, the just plain disgruntled. These folks for some reason seem to be constantly pissed at the world. For whatever reason, they have been unable to get some other job, and feel insulted that they are working at this job. And of you don't follow their view of how things should go, you're just an asshole who deserves nothing but the most rude treatment. In one case, one of these guys had dealt a few winning hands to a particular player. This player had neglected to tip him. On a subsequent hand, the player realized he hadn't been tipping, and tossed the dealer a couple of chips. The dealer's response? A sarcastic, "Think you can afford it?".

But the amazing thing with all these folks is, they're still there. They still show up for work, and will get flamingly indignant at any situation where a lower seniority person gets what they feel is better treatment than their position demands. Never mind that the guys with lower positions WANT to work. That they have to be satisfied with 3 shifts a week because any more would qualify them for benefits, while others try to see how few hous they can work and still collect theirs benefits.

The newer guys have to deal with showing up at a table where one of the more tenured malcontents have ticked off the entire table with their attitude. You spent the first few minutes just getting folks to relax. You have to remind them that they're in Las Vegas. They're there to have fun. Of course, if you're successful, you'll often get decent tips just because you aren't the previous guy. I got tipped $2 by three different people last weekend just for sitting down, they were so thankful for the dealer change.

And that hits on the part that annoys me the most. These dealers seem to forget that they chose to work there. Let's paint the picture: Las Vegas, free booze, folks looking to have fun, money getting tossed around like it's from a Monopoly set. And all you have to do is deal the cards, run the game, and help them have fun. How bad can this be?

So where am I going with all this?

I wish that this was an isolated issue. But in every business I've worked in, these folks are there. The attitudes of "do as little as possible", "they owe me for showing up", "I'm only here until I find something better" are all over the place.

I wish I knew what was behind this. I don't think there's an easy answer. What I do know is that I've gotten tired, as a consumer, of being treated as an interruption, a nuisance that is to be dispatched as quickly as possible so that the person who is "serving" me can get back to their incredibly important discussion about the capri pants they bought yesterday.

Fast food restaurants, department stores, theme parks, anywhere where customer service is supposed to be the focus - these are the places where you see these issues crop up most frequently. At some point these folks have developed the perception that they are getting paid to show up, that actual work is unnecssary. Dealing with a customer is beneath them.

And we, as consumers, have aided this by reinforcing this perception. We have become so focused on getting our goods as cheaply and quickly as possible that we have become willing to sacrifice actual service to save a buck. Brands that were once hallmarks of quality have given way to cheaply produced goods, with the expectation that their shortened lifespans are offset by cheap replacement. We get our food delivered to us at hyperspeed, and we tolerate the rude, or at best, indifferent attitude we get from the people taking our order.

We see people people who want jobs not being able to get them, those with jobs acting like it's owed to them, and fat cats lining their pockets with the profits of low cost goods, produced for a gluttonous market.

I thought maybe a rant would make me feel better. I was wrong.

2005-06-30T00:18:00.000-07:00

Granny Gets The Bad Guy

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Seems this grandma was going to have none of her would-be mugger's crap. When he tried to swipe her pup, she whacked him with her book bag, knocking him of his bike, then booted him in the nads.

I can only hope that his buddies were watching it happen. The humilation of getting a whoopin' from a little 'ole lady can only be second to the pain coming from his nether regions...

2005-06-28T22:02:00.000-07:00

So I listened to most of the President's speech tonight. Kind of a waste of time.

I understand the concept of talking points, really I do. But could someone in the White House please figure out how not to repeat the same things over and over again. Find a thesaurus, for chrissakes...

The annoying thing is that I actually found some of the speech offensive. Usually, I can just blow off the inanity of his blathering, including his mangling of "nuclear" (there's only one "u" in nuclear, chief). But tonight, two things got me cranked off.

First, Iraq and 9/11 have nothing to do with each other. Lest we forget, the reason given for going into Iraq was the imminent use of WMD. Saddam had them, and we had to stop him. Except he didn't. No, the real villain of 9/11 was Osama Bin Laden. You know, the guy who's still out there chuckling every time our fearless leader opens his mouth. No matter how many times these guys try to link the two, there is just no connection. In fact, the only reason that terrorism is blossoming in Iraq is because we invaded Iraq. Go figure. And yet, 9/11 is still being linked to Iraq, nearly half a dozen times in this speech.

The other was the but about supporting our troops. I believe wholeheartedly in supporting our men and women in the military. They deserve it. No, the problem here is that at the same time that we are being encouraged to send mail and care packages, and help families here at home, VA budgets fall short by over $1 billion, Humvees are inadequately armored, and parents are having to send protective armor to their children because they aren't getting enough gear in the field. But we citizens have to do more...the hypocrisy boggles the mind.

2005-06-28T01:07:00.000-07:00

Wow. Had almost forgotten about this little piece of cyberspace. So, I've thrown on a fresh coat of paint, done up the windows, and had the carpets shampooed. Maybe I'll be more active.

So now that I live and work in Las Vegas, I can say with pretty good certainty that it's a lot like Disneyland, except with booze and gambling. When I worked at Disneyland, I had to deal with kids. Here, I deal with adults acting like kids. Drunk kids. With money.

Still and all, it ain't bad.

2003-10-23T20:11:00.000-07:00

Apparently, the word "lacrosse" has a whole new meaning in Quebec. So when all these atheltes say they got their reflexes from playing lacrosse, just what did they mean...?

GM Drops Risque-Named Buick Car in Quebec

2003-09-17T21:12:00.000-07:00

Apparently, the dweebs in Washington have nothing better to do with their time.
Lawmaker Wants 'French' Back in Fries

Like the French give a 'merde' about what we call "pommes frites". What's next, open a Disneyland near Paris? Oh, yeah - did that already

2003-09-15T13:17:00.000-07:00

Ease-of-use, or sidewalk menace - you decide...

China 'Open-Crotch Pants' Face Extinction

2003-09-12T11:44:00.000-07:00

Ahh...for want of a stamp. Another one for the "Stupid Crook File", or in this case, "Stupid Con File"...

Man's Plans for Alibi Foiled by Mail

2003-09-11T17:30:00.000-07:00

So, not only is it a recall election, but also a fair wagering opportunity!

CA Recall Race -- The Odds

2003-09-09T13:06:00.000-07:00

Saw a troubling story on the web today. Seems a judge has ok'd a set of lawsuits to go forward regarding the 9/11 attacks. The lawsuits allege that the airlines and the NY/NJ Port Authority were negligent in not preventing the attacks. (see Story: Judge Allows 9/11 Suits Against Airlines

As far as I can make out, the basis of the claim is that the airlines and the Port Authority should have been able to foresee and prevent an attack by 20 hijackers on different airlines from different airports with unknown targets. Somehow, they should have been able to stop a plane from flying into the WTC.

I understand grief, and the desire for restitution of some kind, but this is not the way to go. The airlines have already been hit hard, now the lawsuits threaten to damage them further. The Port Authority lost good men and women trying to save lives, and they're going to be sued for not being clairvoyant.

To me, this smacks heavily of lawyers. But even so, it just doesn't make sense. They want money for some type of compensation? The average payout from the 911 federal victims compensation fund is $1.5 million. So if they're suing for more, it's because they think they'll get it.

I'm all for folks getting help because of the loss of a loved one. But it hurts me to see that someone thinks they should punish the airlines and the Port Authority for this tragedy.

2003-08-29T15:44:00.000-07:00

OK, I'm not positive this story is true, but it did come from AP. The victim's first name says it all...

Excite News - Cambodian Dies After Attack on Testicles

2003-08-29T15:42:00.000-07:00

OK, things seem to be working a bit weird. So I'll use that to explain the lengthy hiatus. What, you're not buying it? That's OK, it was only a cover anyway.

This have been busy - really busy - and getting busier. On the one had, there's the aforementioned bambino (See my other blog for details). It's also the beginning of trade show season for me. Chicago three weeks ago, Indianapolis next week, Phoenix and Vegas two weeks later.

But otherwise, things are good. Maybe I'll find more time to blog when I'm on the road.